I’ve temporarily retired from the dating app game, but I’ve promised myself that I may pull a Michael Jordan and come back out like a hasbeen superstar. That said, I feel like I have enough experience to dish out useless advice to all 5 of the newcomers to the world that is online dating. I’m … More What He Really Means
It’s been a few months since I posted anything. I guess there’s really nothing new in my dating or relationship situation to report on. Ok that’s a lie, a big old lying lie. Something has changed–I’ve given up. At some point I got so pessimistic about men and relationships, I just decided to stop trying. … More What Happens When You Give Up
This is going to sound as arrogant as fuck, but I’m saying it anyways. I’ve got a fan club. I don’t call it a fan club. I actually call it a Man Club. These are men who fit into a few different categories–men who think I’m sexy and want to have a fuck buddy, men … More I’ve Got a Small Man Club But…
I’d be remiss, if I didn’t point out how much attention I get from younger men. I’m routinely surprised at how fucking bold these young’uns are. I don’t have any profound post on younger men at this time (I’ve got a few good ones stored up in my head.), but I’m still trying to figure … More “If I Was 40 I’d Make Your Hot Ass Mine”
You would think that folks in middle age would have developed the ability to take an outside look at themselves and truly assess who they are. This inability to self assess manifests in dating, especially online dating. I’ve always been warned about all of the evil liars in online dating, and yes, there are some … More “She Said She Was Curvy But She was Shaped Like a Straw”
I didn’t realized how many “alternative sexual lifestyles” there are until I entered the world of online dating. I admit this realization had me both curious, and, well, uh, surprised. See I went into online dating being very naive, and I was gonna find a nice guy date for while and live happily ever after. … More You Wanna What My What??